1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,165 Man: Hi there. 2 00:00:03,287 --> 00:00:04,587 Table for two please. 3 00:00:04,739 --> 00:00:07,306 And, uh, some place private, we, um, 4 00:00:07,575 --> 00:00:09,614 - we just got engaged. - [both laugh] 5 00:00:09,811 --> 00:00:10,877 That's nice. 6 00:00:10,912 --> 00:00:12,645 Do you have reservations? 7 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,714 - No. - Well, you should 8 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:17,950 'cause one of five first marriages they end in divorce. 9 00:00:17,986 --> 00:00:19,318 Right this way. 10 00:00:22,624 --> 00:00:25,056 - This is my third marriage so. - Man: Wait, what? 11 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,829 ? Me and my friends will spike the punch, ? 12 00:00:30,973 --> 00:00:33,570 ? Runnin' in the party we'll start the fun ? 13 00:00:33,656 --> 00:00:35,500 ? Get fancy ? 14 00:00:35,768 --> 00:00:37,067 ? Hey Hey ? 15 00:00:37,164 --> 00:00:39,838 ? There's no clouds, its just the sun ? 16 00:00:39,953 --> 00:00:43,124 ? Living in times that are meant for fun yeah ? 17 00:00:45,811 --> 00:00:48,763 ? Hold your breath a little longer ? 18 00:00:48,833 --> 00:00:52,059 ? Let's go dancing underwater ? 19 00:00:52,161 --> 00:00:54,562 ? Oh, oh, oh oh ? 20 00:00:56,188 --> 00:00:58,310 [Dramatic Music] 21 00:00:58,311 --> 00:00:59,905 Oh, my God. 22 00:01:00,721 --> 00:01:03,923 [Banging] 23 00:01:03,958 --> 00:01:07,088 [Ominous Music] 24 00:01:07,174 --> 00:01:08,861 This is a good haul sisters. 25 00:01:08,948 --> 00:01:10,401 You should be proud of yourselves. 26 00:01:10,465 --> 00:01:12,063 Vulvus Superiorosa... 27 00:01:12,346 --> 00:01:13,499 will be pleased. 28 00:01:13,594 --> 00:01:14,993 In her name. 29 00:01:15,036 --> 00:01:16,034 Guys... 30 00:01:17,062 --> 00:01:18,361 Hi, uh, hello. 31 00:01:18,477 --> 00:01:20,339 I was wondering if, um, 32 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:23,175 beedeedeebutboo, do you ever, um, 33 00:01:23,307 --> 00:01:25,411 - just... do you miss men? - [Spits] 34 00:01:25,645 --> 00:01:27,653 Do not speak of the oppressor. 35 00:01:27,747 --> 00:01:30,880 We rid ourselves of their tyranny many moon cycles ago. 36 00:01:30,905 --> 00:01:31,918 Janice: Yes we did. 37 00:01:31,943 --> 00:01:33,873 Yes we did and that uprising was so good, 38 00:01:33,998 --> 00:01:35,086 so great, thumbs up. 39 00:01:35,292 --> 00:01:38,105 You know, don't get me wrong, I love that. I feel so amazing 40 00:01:38,183 --> 00:01:40,144 and I feel so free but don't you ever just 41 00:01:40,215 --> 00:01:41,590 when you think about it, you miss them tiny, 42 00:01:41,652 --> 00:01:43,642 do you miss them a little bit, just miss them a little little bit? 43 00:01:43,698 --> 00:01:44,650 Janice. 44 00:01:44,689 --> 00:01:47,330 Janice: Not all the time, just back up there. 45 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,466 Not all of them, some were terrible. 46 00:01:49,564 --> 00:01:51,421 Holy moly were they... 47 00:01:51,603 --> 00:01:53,484 they were bad to us 48 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:54,677 but do you ever just... 49 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,937 like miss the uh, 50 00:01:57,179 --> 00:02:00,007 oh, the warmth of a man's body ever? 51 00:02:00,117 --> 00:02:02,398 The new order gives us everything we desire, 52 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,758 for our sexual needs, 53 00:02:03,836 --> 00:02:05,640 we have the machine. 54 00:02:05,695 --> 00:02:07,326 [Rumbling] 55 00:02:07,616 --> 00:02:10,316 It fulfills on a very basic level. 56 00:02:10,469 --> 00:02:12,266 Janice: I-I can't lie to you ladies. 57 00:02:12,355 --> 00:02:14,110 I can't lie to ya, I don't lie in my bunker 58 00:02:14,196 --> 00:02:16,733 and yearn for the feel of an oversized sweater. 59 00:02:16,866 --> 00:02:18,371 Did you, uh, did you want to borrow a sweater? 60 00:02:18,449 --> 00:02:19,473 - No, no I'm not... - No? 61 00:02:19,535 --> 00:02:20,434 - I'm not saying that. - Okay, no. 62 00:02:20,496 --> 00:02:22,145 I'm not talking about the sweater. I just want... 63 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:25,238 Okay, um, here it is. 64 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:27,388 ? Let me break it down for you ? 65 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:30,271 That before the uprising I was sort of... 66 00:02:30,341 --> 00:02:33,092 I was seeing someone 67 00:02:33,243 --> 00:02:34,827 and I kinda, 68 00:02:35,178 --> 00:02:37,928 I miss them a little bit, tiny, sort of, barely. 69 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,913 He's probably burned up with the other ones. 70 00:02:39,983 --> 00:02:41,405 I don't know. I don't know. 71 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,183 I too sometimes wonder... 72 00:02:44,426 --> 00:02:45,793 about Tim. 73 00:02:45,949 --> 00:02:46,948 Tim? 74 00:02:47,489 --> 00:02:48,613 We were... 75 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:49,986 I don't know we were 76 00:02:50,135 --> 00:02:51,224 hanging out at... 77 00:02:51,893 --> 00:02:53,893 seemed like it might be going somewhere. 78 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:56,186 I hid him. 79 00:02:56,339 --> 00:02:57,494 You hit him? 80 00:02:57,572 --> 00:02:59,174 - I hid him... - Oh, sorry. 81 00:02:59,228 --> 00:03:01,033 - in a cave by the mines. - What? 82 00:03:01,361 --> 00:03:03,117 Okay that's no fair. 83 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,797 That's no fair! Michael's, like, for sure dead. 84 00:03:05,867 --> 00:03:08,477 Well I haven't been able to check on Tim in a couple of moons. 85 00:03:08,508 --> 00:03:11,374 I left him with some water and a nutritional gel 86 00:03:11,414 --> 00:03:13,187 but I'm going to have to go get him. 87 00:03:13,473 --> 00:03:16,047 - Do you think Vulva Superiosa... - Everyone: In her name. 88 00:03:16,082 --> 00:03:18,039 In her name. Do you think she would 89 00:03:18,185 --> 00:03:20,157 agree to reintegrate just one man? 90 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:21,329 He's very meek? 91 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,854 Well you know what, uh, everyone if-if she is 92 00:03:23,961 --> 00:03:25,156 willing to do that, um, 93 00:03:25,285 --> 00:03:28,126 I've got something to say. I, uh, I hid one too. 94 00:03:28,861 --> 00:03:29,827 Oh come on! 95 00:03:29,862 --> 00:03:31,196 But listen, honestly, 96 00:03:31,313 --> 00:03:33,345 the uprising, you know, just happened a little bit too 97 00:03:33,432 --> 00:03:35,065 quickly for my taste. 98 00:03:35,141 --> 00:03:36,333 I just wish we'd taken 99 00:03:36,446 --> 00:03:38,060 just a little more time, you know, 100 00:03:38,107 --> 00:03:40,599 to think it out, you know. 101 00:03:41,907 --> 00:03:43,240 I'm going to go get Tim. 102 00:03:43,365 --> 00:03:44,449 You know what? 103 00:03:44,476 --> 00:03:46,833 I'm pretty sure there could be some survivors out there 104 00:03:46,888 --> 00:03:48,816 and I'm-I bet-I bet there's some single ones 105 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:50,535 so I'm going to shed this shit. 106 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:52,434 Mama gonna go get some dick. 107 00:03:52,716 --> 00:03:53,879 You know what, I, uh, 108 00:03:53,973 --> 00:03:55,083 I put mine in the old quarry 109 00:03:55,118 --> 00:03:56,809 so I'm just going to go find Dale, okay? 110 00:03:57,663 --> 00:04:00,600 Fine, you're all ruining the apocalypse. I hope you're happy. 111 00:04:02,479 --> 00:04:03,812 Well, machine. 112 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:05,199 I guess it's just you and me. 113 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,327 [Rumbling] 114 00:04:08,598 --> 00:04:10,063 Oh, I've angered it! 115 00:04:10,287 --> 00:04:11,927 I've angered it! Easy. 116 00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:14,756 I know you don't like kissing, we found that out the hard way. 117 00:04:16,138 --> 00:04:17,189 - Hi. - Hi. 118 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:18,643 Did you find everything you're looking for? 119 00:04:18,741 --> 00:04:21,241 - Yes that's it for me, thank you. - Great. 120 00:04:22,408 --> 00:04:24,963 I'm sorry, we have to ask... can I see some I.D.? 121 00:04:25,509 --> 00:04:26,534 I.D.? 122 00:04:27,883 --> 00:04:30,002 God of course, gosh its... 123 00:04:30,118 --> 00:04:32,630 - its been ages since anyone's asked. - Sorry we have to ask. 124 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:33,664 I know you're just doing your job. 125 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,677 Yeah, before we apply the seniors discount 126 00:04:35,702 --> 00:04:37,841 we have to ask 'cause oldies are sneaky. 127 00:04:37,896 --> 00:04:39,091 Excuse me? 128 00:04:39,127 --> 00:04:41,593 Oh, we often get people in their 50s being really sneaky 129 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,651 and trying to get the seniors discount. 130 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,798 - So we have to ask. - I'm, uh... 131 00:04:46,794 --> 00:04:47,993 I'm 39. 132 00:04:48,631 --> 00:04:50,064 Oh my god! 133 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:51,696 Oh my bad. 134 00:04:51,808 --> 00:04:54,032 Sorry, you must have lived... 135 00:04:54,391 --> 00:04:55,590 lived a life. 136 00:04:56,399 --> 00:04:58,032 Mmm, you know, its, 137 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,410 its all just a... 138 00:05:00,313 --> 00:05:02,646 - life's a journey, right? - Yeah. 139 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:04,590 You can see the journey. 140 00:05:04,873 --> 00:05:07,279 Mmm, mhm. 141 00:05:07,388 --> 00:05:09,334 It's like you know when they find people in the Alps 142 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,129 after, like, plane crashes 143 00:05:11,257 --> 00:05:13,887 and they've just been surviving in the elements. 144 00:05:13,996 --> 00:05:17,028 - Yeah, I've never been in a plane crash. - Like haunted. 145 00:05:17,128 --> 00:05:18,551 Yeah, no hauntings. 146 00:05:19,397 --> 00:05:22,195 - Been to the Sahara? You've been trek... - No, no. 147 00:05:22,585 --> 00:05:25,117 - I don't know, that's just weird. - I'll just take that. You know... 148 00:05:25,227 --> 00:05:27,737 - You know, just enjoying life, you know. - That's weird. 149 00:05:28,155 --> 00:05:30,062 This is what you do when you get to be my age. 150 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,750 [Sucking Noises] 151 00:05:52,309 --> 00:05:53,508 It's great. 152 00:05:55,591 --> 00:05:56,957 It's what you do. 153 00:05:59,119 --> 00:06:00,519 Get some rest! 154 00:06:02,008 --> 00:06:03,208 Hi. 155 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,472 Can I see some I.D.? 156 00:06:06,411 --> 00:06:08,745 Tour Guide: It's hard to believe in today's modern society 157 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:12,276 but in the past menstruating women were segregated 158 00:06:12,369 --> 00:06:13,823 from the rest of society. 159 00:06:13,909 --> 00:06:15,916 Forced to leave their families and 160 00:06:16,017 --> 00:06:19,649 gather with other women on their menses in a red tent 161 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:22,254 with nothing to do but fade and 162 00:06:22,345 --> 00:06:23,915 bleed onto the moss. 163 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,545 - Wow. - I know. 164 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:27,610 - Ah, that sounds amazing. - Right? 165 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:33,906 Ugh. 166 00:06:34,239 --> 00:06:36,201 I'm not even wearing... did you wear underwear today? 167 00:06:36,237 --> 00:06:38,703 - Yeah red ones. - Oh you're so professional. 168 00:06:39,421 --> 00:06:41,137 Do you want a tampon? 169 00:06:41,663 --> 00:06:43,278 What's wrong with you? 170 00:06:43,391 --> 00:06:44,824 [Whistling] 171 00:06:45,403 --> 00:06:46,840 Woman 1: Now remember, 172 00:06:47,014 --> 00:06:49,480 Kim and David just split up last week 173 00:06:49,551 --> 00:06:51,754 and it was really messy so don't bring it up. 174 00:06:51,817 --> 00:06:53,662 I'm not going to bring it up. You've told me this like three times. 175 00:06:53,701 --> 00:06:55,586 - I've got it. - Okay, okay, I just... 176 00:06:55,621 --> 00:06:57,185 I'm sorry it's just it's really important. 177 00:06:57,248 --> 00:07:00,206 - I really want to work with Kim. - Babe, smooth like butter, 178 00:07:00,258 --> 00:07:01,657 you don't have to worry. 179 00:07:01,928 --> 00:07:03,075 Woman 1: Kim! 180 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:05,696 - Well hello, good to see you. - Good to see you. 181 00:07:05,731 --> 00:07:06,840 How you doing darling? 182 00:07:06,903 --> 00:07:07,998 - I'm good thanks. - Are you? 183 00:07:08,034 --> 00:07:09,132 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Great. Great. 184 00:07:09,168 --> 00:07:11,168 - Oh, this is my partner Ellen. - Oh, hi Ellen. 185 00:07:11,203 --> 00:07:12,469 Hi, so nice to see you again. 186 00:07:12,504 --> 00:07:14,037 Kim: Yeah, yeah we have, we've met before. 187 00:07:14,072 --> 00:07:15,410 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes, of course. 188 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,506 - How's your husb... - How's my what? 189 00:07:17,859 --> 00:07:19,258 I'm sorry I just missed that. 190 00:07:19,283 --> 00:07:20,916 Sorry I've just got something in my throat. 191 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:21,907 [Coughs] 192 00:07:21,932 --> 00:07:23,057 Everything okay? 193 00:07:23,088 --> 00:07:25,514 - Do we need to get her a glass of water? - Yeah, maybe are you okay? 194 00:07:25,558 --> 00:07:27,859 - Are you all right? Okay. - Ellen: I'm good. I'm wow, hows... 195 00:07:27,891 --> 00:07:31,355 ? How is your lalalalala ? 196 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:34,111 ? One minute when I'm thinking about what I'm going to ask you ? 197 00:07:34,144 --> 00:07:35,457 - She's funny. - She's hilarious. 198 00:07:35,492 --> 00:07:36,558 She's really funny. 199 00:07:36,637 --> 00:07:40,153 ? I want to know how you, oh ? 200 00:07:40,192 --> 00:07:43,513 Oh yeah, how's your... Oh, I know. How... 201 00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:44,833 [Squirt] 202 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,277 - What... - What? 203 00:07:51,331 --> 00:07:52,439 [Whispering] ...the fuck? 204 00:07:52,475 --> 00:07:54,141 Babe that one's not on me. 205 00:07:54,254 --> 00:07:56,120 That one's so not on me 'cause you were like... 206 00:07:56,449 --> 00:07:57,511 and I'm like... 207 00:07:57,780 --> 00:07:58,779 That's on you. 208 00:07:58,815 --> 00:08:00,214 You can't be standing there going... 209 00:08:00,683 --> 00:08:02,149 Everybody knows it's not me. and expect me to act. 210 00:08:02,176 --> 00:08:03,142 Listen, I have an idea. 211 00:08:03,185 --> 00:08:05,009 Before talking about who broke up with who, 212 00:08:05,086 --> 00:08:07,181 like I give a shit, why don't you say something like, 213 00:08:07,228 --> 00:08:08,990 "don't slice someone's throat at a party." 214 00:08:09,037 --> 00:08:10,056 I thought it was understood. 215 00:08:10,099 --> 00:08:11,303 I thought it was understood. 216 00:08:11,392 --> 00:08:13,060 - Pardon me for not understanding... - Nothing is clear. 217 00:08:13,099 --> 00:08:14,227 that you are going to leap 218 00:08:14,262 --> 00:08:15,490 - to the most violent... - I think we're fighting right now. 219 00:08:15,544 --> 00:08:16,462 Woman 1: Oh we are fighting. 220 00:08:16,498 --> 00:08:18,164 - Lets go over there. - Lets go over there. 221 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:21,333 Is this part of the art or...? 222 00:08:27,546 --> 00:08:28,626 Hm. 223 00:08:30,155 --> 00:08:32,589 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 224 00:08:33,616 --> 00:08:35,975 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 225 00:08:41,098 --> 00:08:44,022 Well, as fun as it's been 226 00:08:44,085 --> 00:08:45,741 I think I am going to get out early 227 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:48,256 and just get a head start on traffic for the long weekend. 228 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,846 Oh great. Are you going to the cottage for the long weekend? 229 00:08:50,881 --> 00:08:52,615 - Yes. - Oh good. Nice. 230 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:53,981 I'm so excited I can't wait. 231 00:08:54,016 --> 00:08:56,488 Just dive in the lake and, uh, ah, troubles go away. 232 00:08:56,566 --> 00:08:58,168 What are you, uh, what are you up to for the weekend? 233 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,256 Uh, yeah, I don't have any plans. 234 00:09:05,372 --> 00:09:07,442 Oh, I'm sorry I don't understand. 235 00:09:07,517 --> 00:09:08,983 What bit don't you? 236 00:09:09,072 --> 00:09:10,247 Just the part about... 237 00:09:10,334 --> 00:09:12,669 - I don't have plans. - Oh, God. 238 00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:13,715 Free as a bird me. 239 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:16,470 Woman 1: Oh goodness you, I'm so sorry. 240 00:09:16,505 --> 00:09:19,268 Well, okay, well, try to have, um, 241 00:09:19,378 --> 00:09:21,508 fun or have a good weekend with whatever you're not doing. 242 00:09:21,543 --> 00:09:22,509 Woman 2: Okay. 243 00:09:22,558 --> 00:09:24,503 - Do your best. Okay. - Thank you. 244 00:09:24,566 --> 00:09:25,798 - Bye. - Bye. 245 00:09:26,652 --> 00:09:28,381 - Woman 3: Hey. - Hi. 246 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,811 I'm sorry I don't mean to pry but, 247 00:09:29,889 --> 00:09:32,538 did I just hear you say you don't have plans for the weekend? 248 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,491 That is right I don't have plans. 249 00:09:34,678 --> 00:09:36,999 - Geez, is everything okay? - Uh, yeah. 250 00:09:37,046 --> 00:09:39,304 Woman 1: I'm so sorry, I just can't over the fact 251 00:09:39,364 --> 00:09:41,135 that you don't have plans for the long weekend. 252 00:09:41,219 --> 00:09:42,519 Okay. 253 00:09:42,588 --> 00:09:45,713 Is everything okay at home? Is-is someone sick in your family? 254 00:09:45,799 --> 00:09:47,981 No, nobody's ill I just don't have plans. 255 00:09:49,403 --> 00:09:51,035 Woman 3: Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, 256 00:09:51,082 --> 00:09:52,236 I've just had a brain wave. 257 00:09:52,272 --> 00:09:54,035 - I think I can pull some strings - Mm-hm. 258 00:09:54,121 --> 00:09:57,490 and I can get you on a Segway tour of old warehouses on Saturday. 259 00:09:57,577 --> 00:09:58,810 I just, I don't know 260 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,600 [Funny Voice] if that's really my thing. 261 00:10:00,635 --> 00:10:02,301 It's not something I... 262 00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:03,761 Just trying to help you but... 263 00:10:03,816 --> 00:10:06,772 Come on, take the tour Shan. 264 00:10:06,818 --> 00:10:08,467 - Woman 2: Okay. - Hey. 265 00:10:08,553 --> 00:10:11,499 - Hi. - Shannon I... 266 00:10:12,206 --> 00:10:13,238 Listen I heard... 267 00:10:13,335 --> 00:10:15,168 Okay, this is so awkward. 268 00:10:15,695 --> 00:10:18,357 I heard you have no plans for the long weekend. 269 00:10:18,404 --> 00:10:19,512 Yeah. 270 00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:22,087 I'm sorry, I-I texted her when I was over there. I just... 271 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,289 - You texted her? - A couple of seconds ago. 272 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,623 No, no, you were right to tell me. 273 00:10:26,212 --> 00:10:28,142 Do you have a work project or? 274 00:10:28,205 --> 00:10:30,128 No I don't have a work project. I don't. 275 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,890 Dammit Shannon, I'm trying to help you. 276 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,831 - Work with me here. - Sorry. 277 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,299 [Phone Ringing] 278 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,230 Yes? Yes, sir. 279 00:10:37,334 --> 00:10:38,933 Yes I'm talking to her now. 280 00:10:39,602 --> 00:10:42,166 Okay, okay, just say that you're having 'me time'. 281 00:10:42,253 --> 00:10:43,487 Okay but I'm not having me time that's not... 282 00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:44,537 Woman 1: It's brilliant. 283 00:10:44,581 --> 00:10:46,410 - What? - It's brilliant. Say it's me time. 284 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,456 I'm not having, I just don't have a plan. 285 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,151 Oh Jesus. 286 00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:51,681 We're trying to help you here. 287 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,483 You gotta help yourself Shan. 288 00:10:53,518 --> 00:10:54,783 It's Shannon. 289 00:10:54,852 --> 00:10:57,453 - My name is fucking Shannon. - Shan... 290 00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:59,590 - Okay Shannon, I'm sorry. - Geez. 291 00:10:59,645 --> 00:11:00,877 Okay, okay. 292 00:11:00,992 --> 00:11:02,125 I was just talking to head office 293 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,193 and they need to know your plans for the weekend. 294 00:11:04,229 --> 00:11:06,457 Oh, um, I think that Shannon mentioned 295 00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,364 that she's going to have some "me time", isn't that right? 296 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,132 No actually I'm not going to take "me time", 297 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,200 I have no plans this weekend at all 298 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,868 and I was actually hoping that maybe one of you 299 00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:16,085 would invite me out for the long weekend. 300 00:11:16,165 --> 00:11:18,634 - Oh, okay. - [Overlapping Kind Regards] 301 00:11:18,696 --> 00:11:20,899 - Okay, you guys have a great time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. See you on Tuesday. 302 00:11:20,939 --> 00:11:23,345 - What? No you... - Happy long weekend everybody! 303 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:26,153 ? Go with you to your cottage ? 304 00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:28,661 ? You could take me there ? 305 00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:32,088 ? We could be friends ? 306 00:11:34,116 --> 00:11:36,250 [Dance Music] 307 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,195 Ladies, canap�? 308 00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:40,164 Oh God, no, no, no. 309 00:11:40,226 --> 00:11:42,693 I haven't had white flour in, like, five years. 310 00:11:42,764 --> 00:11:46,304 Yeah, I don't touch it, I haven't had white sugar since 1986. 311 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,873 You guys are so smart 'cause that stuff is toxic. 312 00:11:48,955 --> 00:11:49,954 Uh huh. 313 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,078 [Snorting] 314 00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,183 No really, sugar's poison. 315 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,956 Oh, my God. At this point a carrot is like a donut to me. 316 00:12:01,057 --> 00:12:02,457 My body's a temple! 317 00:12:04,022 --> 00:12:05,148 - Hey, man. - What? 318 00:12:05,194 --> 00:12:06,234 - Check it out. - What? 319 00:12:06,304 --> 00:12:08,234 That girl is smoking. 320 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,394 Right dude. 321 00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:11,521 It's like damn, 322 00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:14,263 - 'cause she's smoking. - Okay. She is. 323 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,399 You know what? 324 00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:19,234 - I'm going to go over there, man. - Yeah? 325 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:20,354 Yeah, I'm going to go over. 326 00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:22,847 I'm gonna open up a line of communication, you know? 327 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:27,866 Excuse me, ma'am. 328 00:12:28,662 --> 00:12:29,861 Hey. 329 00:12:30,096 --> 00:12:31,180 You can't smoke on a patio 330 00:12:31,215 --> 00:12:32,807 unless you've given at least, like, ten feet. 331 00:12:32,904 --> 00:12:34,068 You ever hear of lung cancer? 332 00:12:34,157 --> 00:12:36,106 'Cause we got lungs too. I'm just saying it's a bit rude. 333 00:12:36,153 --> 00:12:37,285 Yeah. 334 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,301 It's, like, the city ordinances are real clear, ma'am. 335 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,219 - Yeah. - Ah, sorry. 336 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,457 No problem. 337 00:12:42,555 --> 00:12:43,883 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 338 00:12:43,948 --> 00:12:46,384 - You have yourself a nice day. - Thank you. 339 00:12:46,674 --> 00:12:48,704 You're all okay to enjoy your coffees now? 340 00:12:48,863 --> 00:12:50,162 Alright, thanks ma'am. 341 00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:51,333 Thank you. 342 00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:53,176 It's nice, you know, Donnie looking out for others. 343 00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:55,168 - Donnie: Yeah. - You're like a thoughtful shit. 344 00:12:55,618 --> 00:12:57,004 Yeah it's good, you want a bite of my sandwich? 345 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,189 No. You want a bite of my banana? 346 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,064 - I sure do. - What? 347 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,949 [Suspenseful Music] 348 00:13:02,009 --> 00:13:04,199 It's been 26 hours of this. 349 00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:05,805 Where's the midwife? 350 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,332 I called her. Ah, I don't know. 351 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,847 - What about the doula? - They're on their way. 352 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:12,168 We got here as fast as we could. 353 00:13:12,238 --> 00:13:13,808 It was horrible traffic 354 00:13:13,886 --> 00:13:15,707 and we're sorry, and we're here. 355 00:13:15,777 --> 00:13:17,556 Okay, you check the temperature of the birthing pool, 356 00:13:17,592 --> 00:13:18,634 I'll check her dilation. 357 00:13:18,688 --> 00:13:19,725 - Here we go. - It's going to be good. 358 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,194 - You're doing great, okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 359 00:13:22,399 --> 00:13:23,462 [Burp] 360 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,821 Oh, apologies a little gassy. 361 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:28,412 - Nice place. - Um, who's that? 362 00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:31,302 Yeah, that's the Deb. She's part of the birthing team. Yay! 363 00:13:31,338 --> 00:13:33,371 I never agreed to that. I don't know her. 364 00:13:33,406 --> 00:13:34,506 I don't want a stranger in our house. 365 00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:36,508 I'm sorry, the birthing package said a-a midwife, 366 00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,735 doula and a Deb, and it just, it sounded like value. 367 00:13:38,781 --> 00:13:40,069 Doula: It is. It is. 368 00:13:40,108 --> 00:13:41,279 What is a Deb? 369 00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:43,180 Just a person named Deb, that's me. 370 00:13:43,215 --> 00:13:44,281 I'm just here to help. 371 00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:46,383 First question though, where do you keep the corn chips, 372 00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:47,652 - I'm a bit hungry? - What the fu... 373 00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:48,818 Midwife: Okay, you know what. 374 00:13:48,854 --> 00:13:50,043 You're just going to keep breathing with me, Denise. 375 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:50,987 Okay, here we go. 376 00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:52,983 Hehehehoo. 377 00:13:53,061 --> 00:13:55,325 Hehehehoo. 378 00:13:55,361 --> 00:13:56,593 Baby's in distress. 379 00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:57,661 She needs to come out 380 00:13:57,696 --> 00:13:59,495 and the dilation is too small. 381 00:13:59,531 --> 00:14:01,430 Deb: Found them, sorry, yeah, just got, oh... 382 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,482 Fuck! 383 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,593 Shit. 384 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,268 I'm sorry. It was my bad. 385 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,570 I take full responsibility for my butter fingers. 386 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,361 - Clean that up! - Deb: Okay. 387 00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:11,240 Good work, Deb. She's at ten centimeters. 388 00:14:11,276 --> 00:14:13,108 Okay Denise, we're gonna start pushing. 389 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,877 Here we go, here we go, one big push. 390 00:14:14,912 --> 00:14:15,878 Deb: Sorry to interrupt. 391 00:14:15,913 --> 00:14:17,379 I'm just going to put General Hospital on 392 00:14:17,414 --> 00:14:19,052 real low over here, okay. 393 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,496 I'm just going to watch my soaps just for a bit. 394 00:14:20,521 --> 00:14:23,785 I don't want to watch that! 395 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:24,852 Baby's crowning. 396 00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:27,056 Doula: Okay, just one big push! 397 00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:28,743 Deb: You know what? I'm sorry again, 398 00:14:28,892 --> 00:14:30,225 just going to rinse my fingers in the water, 399 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:31,970 got a little sticky from the corn chips, okay? 400 00:14:32,025 --> 00:14:35,004 Oh, go away! 401 00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:38,065 - And the baby's head is out. - Okay, okay! Stay with me! 402 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,191 - You just stay with me, remember. - I'm so tired, I can't. 403 00:14:41,245 --> 00:14:43,262 - You can. - I can't do it. 404 00:14:43,345 --> 00:14:44,779 I can't do it. 405 00:14:45,174 --> 00:14:46,873 Deb do something. 406 00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:48,676 [Laughs] 407 00:14:48,711 --> 00:14:51,344 Look like someone did a little poop in the water, eh? 408 00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:52,712 [Chuckles] 409 00:14:52,747 --> 00:14:55,014 Someone's going to have to clean that up and I guess it's you, brother. 410 00:14:55,103 --> 00:15:01,362 Get out! 411 00:15:01,489 --> 00:15:02,455 [Gasp] 412 00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:04,104 Midwife: You did it. 413 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,339 The baby's here. 414 00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:07,167 Oh, my God. 415 00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:09,120 Oh, my God. 416 00:15:09,396 --> 00:15:11,370 Oh, look at you. 417 00:15:11,599 --> 00:15:12,831 Hi. 418 00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:15,550 Oh you're so beautiful. 419 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,140 Thank you. 420 00:15:17,277 --> 00:15:18,940 Thank you so much. 421 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,285 Thanks, honey. 422 00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:22,878 Aren't you forgetting someone? 423 00:15:22,976 --> 00:15:25,814 [Wistful Music] 424 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,134 ? 425 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,368 Thanks, Deb. 426 00:15:28,581 --> 00:15:37,526 ? 427 00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:39,706 I'm going to name you Debra. 428 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:40,941 It's a boy. 429 00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:42,271 It doesn't matter. 430 00:15:43,351 --> 00:15:47,390 Midwife: Okay, so we take Visa, MasterCard, Amex and debit. 431 00:15:47,478 --> 00:15:49,778 I'm sorry, could you just get the placenta for me, 432 00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:52,027 - its kinda stuck. - Oh, yeah sure. 433 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:54,254 That's the poop, that's the poop, that's the poop, that's the poop. 434 00:15:55,353 --> 00:15:57,919 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 435 00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:01,935 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 436 00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:09,790 I see. 437 00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:12,090 Alright, thanks love. 438 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,947 Oh, what's happened? 439 00:16:17,032 --> 00:16:18,831 Travis Jones got out of jail. 440 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:20,792 The one that violated your Nan? 441 00:16:22,736 --> 00:16:23,936 I'll put kettle on. 442 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,675 Did you hear? 443 00:16:27,775 --> 00:16:28,926 Oh what's happened? 444 00:16:28,973 --> 00:16:30,186 Sorry Cafe, 445 00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:32,614 looks like the Adversay strangler got another one. 446 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,925 All evidence points to your ex-husband. 447 00:16:35,982 --> 00:16:38,323 - Bloody hell. - Ooh it was. 448 00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,066 The killer interfered with the body, 449 00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:42,589 mangled it, then interfered with it again. 450 00:16:42,908 --> 00:16:44,107 I'll put kettle on. 451 00:16:45,491 --> 00:16:46,457 Boss. 452 00:16:46,595 --> 00:16:48,236 Oh what's happened now then? 453 00:16:48,306 --> 00:16:50,603 It's the new girl, the one that you saw yourself in. 454 00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:51,731 What about her? 455 00:16:51,871 --> 00:16:53,070 She's been horribly murdered, 456 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,698 she was crushed like an old biscuit tin. 457 00:16:54,821 --> 00:16:56,327 Killer left a note, 458 00:16:56,397 --> 00:16:58,937 said it wouldn't have happened if you weren't such a stroppy bitch. 459 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,094 Bastard! 460 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,339 Kettle? 461 00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:03,813 Yeah. 462 00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:05,274 Duh. 463 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,563 All the days have been revoked 'til further notice. 464 00:17:09,657 --> 00:17:11,413 Why? What's happened now? 465 00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:12,649 I'd say strangler, 466 00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:14,884 turns out it's Detective Parsons all along. 467 00:17:14,919 --> 00:17:17,362 What, the mardy bugger with the mucky hands? 468 00:17:17,387 --> 00:17:18,345 Same. 469 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,056 Dammit, I had a feeling about him. 470 00:17:20,091 --> 00:17:22,409 Which is why I'm making you head of this investigation. 471 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,475 [Sighs] 472 00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:24,593 Kettle? 473 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,627 And a fag. 474 00:17:25,663 --> 00:17:27,428 - Anything else? - Yeah. 475 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,642 Could I have one day, 476 00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,160 just one that isn't complete shit, 477 00:17:31,289 --> 00:17:33,986 just once when I say 'what's happened?', 478 00:17:34,502 --> 00:17:36,268 I'd like you to say "nothing, 479 00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:37,769 nothing's happened". 480 00:17:37,804 --> 00:17:38,978 Let's try it. 481 00:17:39,073 --> 00:17:40,372 What's happened? 482 00:17:40,408 --> 00:17:42,586 - Nothing. - Not's happened. 483 00:17:42,654 --> 00:17:44,087 Oh that feels strange. 484 00:17:44,177 --> 00:17:46,648 I'd rather say something's happened even if nothing's happened. 485 00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:49,453 - Do you mind? - No. Go ahead. 486 00:17:49,558 --> 00:17:50,757 - Cheers. - Cheers. 487 00:17:51,097 --> 00:17:52,063 All I'm saying, 488 00:17:52,185 --> 00:17:54,587 is I'd like to drink one of these cups of tea 489 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:55,986 that will be lovely. 490 00:17:56,079 --> 00:17:57,255 Never going to happen. 491 00:17:57,612 --> 00:17:58,878 I could put kettle on. 492 00:17:58,991 --> 00:17:59,990 Yeah. 493 00:18:02,627 --> 00:18:03,860 [Chuckling] 494 00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:07,797 [Disco Music] 495 00:18:07,832 --> 00:18:09,032 Oh. 496 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:12,802 [Applauding] 497 00:18:12,837 --> 00:18:16,806 [Dramatic Music] 498 00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:20,242 ? 499 00:18:20,278 --> 00:18:27,816 [Fake Laughter] 500 00:18:27,851 --> 00:18:31,820 [Dramatic Music] 501 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:35,637 ? 502 00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:37,313 So dirty little dice. 503 00:18:37,676 --> 00:18:40,974 Oh yeah, on no, nothing. 504 00:18:46,403 --> 00:18:48,336 [Fake Elephant Trumpet] 505 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,521 Oh. 506 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,675 [Applauding] 507 00:18:58,215 --> 00:19:01,683 [Chanting] 508 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:03,974 Heavenly Father, we ask you to bless these dice. 509 00:19:04,045 --> 00:19:05,962 In the name of the Father, and of the Son, 510 00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:07,087 and of the Holy Spirit. 511 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:11,103 [Batabababababa] 512 00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:21,867 [Climactic Music] 513 00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:31,909 ? 514 00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:43,954 ? 515 00:19:43,989 --> 00:19:47,991 [West Side Story Music Parody] 516 00:19:48,027 --> 00:19:58,035 ? 517 00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:03,008 ? 518 00:20:03,109 --> 00:20:04,607 Okay ladies, place your bets. 519 00:20:04,643 --> 00:20:07,943 [Lounge Music] 520 00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:13,183 ? 521 00:20:13,286 --> 00:20:14,396 Wait. 522 00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:20,580 There we go. 523 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,819 All in. 524 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,938 [Grunts] 525 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,058 [Groans] 526 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,337 [Groans] 527 00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,532 Wait, wait, wait. 528 00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:53,720 [Groans] 529 00:20:53,755 --> 00:20:59,221 [Applauding] 530 00:20:59,318 --> 00:21:01,128 All in. 531 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:04,335 Respect. 532 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,346 No more bets. 533 00:21:07,661 --> 00:21:08,894 Fair enough. 534 00:21:08,944 --> 00:21:13,494 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0